apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
(via sorry)
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F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
(via virtualjew)
let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on
thats a horrible idea
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via barack-o-llamas)
I literally just spat out my drink
i lvoe this website
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via cr4sh-4nd-burn)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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